Mr. Richard Fader, from Fort Lee, NJ writes: What security lessons can we learn from Marilyn Monroe?
Good question, Mr. Fader. Ms. Monroe would have been 80 years old today and there many obvious security tie-ins:
- The FBI considered her a security risk.
- She exuded vulnerability, well known by most Norwegians.
- Analysing the pattern in the lyrics to "I Want to Be Loved By You" shows that the phrase 'ba-dum-ba--dum-ba-doodly dum-boo' is actually a 256 bit decryption key that converts "I think affairs that you must keep liasionic are better bets if little pets get big baggettes" into detailed design plans for spread spectrum encoding, despite Hedy Lamarr's bogus claims.
So, Mr. Fader, let's all take a break from figuring out who to blame for the last IM worm, or from listening to vendors talk about being first with security functions we don't really need, and light a candle in the wind to celebrate Marilyn as a great reason to search the Internet for pictures of women in skimpy outfits.ctly pl
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