Next time you leave your laptop on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what made that identity thief
Assume that your Excel spreadsheet
Was where you sure did cut and paste
The entire customer database.
But hes got high hopes, hes got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time you telecommute,
Instead of using crypto, lock that Dell in the boot*
That is sure to save the day.
Oops there goes another gazillion IDs for sale on eBay.
When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall
Once there was a silly old GS-9
Thought keeping the laptop under his bed would be just fine
No one could make that Thinkpad, go bad
Until the VA data was put out on and IRC channel by a hacker named Vlad.
cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your feelin bad
Instead of feelin sad
Just remember VA and all the Universities
Oops there goes a billion identities.
All problems just a toy balloon
They'll be bursted soon
They're just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another laptop kerplop
* Boot is the Latin word for brolly, which when converted to the metric system means "trunk of car"